One day there was a cat that thought he was a human. He was a fat cat and he wore a little vest and a monocle. All the other cats laughed at him for thinking he was something else, but he just ignored them and practiced walking on two feet. He couldn't get the hang of it, and he got depressed, brought down by the others' teasing and his own failure. Then he felt a small paw on his shoulder and he looked up. It was a pretty she-cat who was wearing a dress and standing perfectly on two legs. She smiled at him and he accepted her paw. She taught him how to walk and they spent the rest of their days happily together.